Hello Therapy Humor Organic Cotton T-Shirt – Stylish Sunset Design | Eco-Friendly & Sarcastic Apparel
Regular price 479 krHello Therapy Humor Unisex Organic Cotton T-Shirt – Stylish Sunset Design
Showcase your sense of humor with this eye-catching t-shirt that reads: "Hello can be the start of three years’ therapy, so I’m not gonna answer." The design features bold black brushstroke typography over a stunning sunset background, blending sarcasm with artistic flair. Ideal for introverts, humor enthusiasts, or anyone who loves clever quotes paired with stylish designs.
Eco-Friendly Comfort
- Crafted from 100% organic ring-spun cotton, this t-shirt offers exceptional softness and breathability.
- Fabric weight of 180 g/m² (5.3 oz./yd²), making it both durable and lightweight for all-day comfort.
Premium Features
- Regular fit with set-in sleeves for a timeless silhouette.
- 1 × 1 ribbed collar for added durability.
- Wide double-needle topstitching on sleeves and bottom hems.
Sustainability Certifications
- GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) certified.
- OCS (Organic Content Standard) certified.
- OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified.
- PETA-approved vegan, ensuring an ethical choice for environmentally conscious shoppers.
Available Sizes
Available in various sizes to suit all wearers. Fabric weight: 180 g/m² (5.3 oz./yd²).
Whether you’re making a humorous statement or enjoying sustainable fashion, this t-shirt is your perfect companion for style and wit.
The Urban Outpost – Clothing Size Charts
Women's Fit
| Size | Bust (cm) | Waist (cm) | Hips (cm) | US | EU | UK |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 78–82 | 60–64 | 86–90 | 0–2 | 32–34 | 4–6 |
| S | 83–87 | 65–69 | 91–95 | 4–6 | 36–38 | 8–10 |
| M | 88–94 | 70–76 | 96–102 | 8–10 | 40–42 | 12–14 |
| L | 95–102 | 77–84 | 103–110 | 12–14 | 44–46 | 16–18 |
| XL | 103–111 | 85–93 | 111–118 | 16–18 | 48–50 | 20–22 |
| XXL | 112–120 | 94–103 | 119–126 | 20–22 | 52–54 | 24–26 |
Men's Fit
| Size | Chest (cm) | Waist (cm) | Hips (cm) | US | EU | UK |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 84–89 | 70–75 | 84–89 | 34 | 44 | 34 |
| S | 90–95 | 76–81 | 90–95 | 36 | 46 | 36 |
| M | 96–101 | 82–87 | 96–101 | 38 | 48 | 38 |
| L | 102–108 | 88–95 | 102–108 | 40 | 50 | 40 |
| XL | 109–117 | 96–104 | 109–117 | 42 | 52 | 42 |
| XXL | 118–126 | 105–114 | 118–126 | 44 | 54 | 44 |
Fit Tip:
Our garments are designed with a modern, slightly relaxed fit. For a tighter look, size down; for an oversized style, size up.
Size Chart – Unisex Apparel
| Size | Chest (cm) | Waist (cm) | Hip (cm) | US Size (approx.) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 81–86 | 66–71 | 81–86 | 0–2 |
| S | 87–92 | 72–77 | 87–92 | 4–6 |
| M | 93–100 | 78–85 | 93–100 | 8–10 |
| L | 101–108 | 86–93 | 101–108 | 12–14 |
| XL | 109–117 | 94–102 | 109–117 | 16–18 |
| XXL | 118–126 | 103–112 | 118–126 | 20–22 |
Tip: If you’re between sizes, we recommend sizing up for a relaxed fit.
The Urban Outpost - Shoe Size Chart
🔹 Women's Shoe Sizes
| US | EU | UK | Foot Length (cm) |
|---|---|---|---|
| 5 | 35–36 | 3 | 22.1–22.5 |
| 6 | 36–37 | 4 | 22.6–23.0 |
| 7 | 37–38 | 5 | 23.1–23.5 |
| 8 | 38–39 | 6 | 23.6–24.0 |
| 9 | 39–40 | 7 | 24.1–24.5 |
| 10 | 40–41 | 8 | 24.6–25.0 |
| 11 | 41–42 | 9 | 25.1–25.5 |
Men's Shoe Sizes
| US | EU | UK | Foot Length (cm) |
|---|---|---|---|
| 7 | 40 | 6 | 24.6–25.0 |
| 8 | 41 | 7 | 25.1–25.5 |
| 9 | 42 | 8 | 25.6–26.0 |
| 10 | 43 | 9 | 26.1–26.5 |
| 11 | 44 | 10 | 26.6–27.0 |
| 12 | 45 | 11 | 27.1–27.5 |
| 13 | 46 | 12 | 27.6–28.0 |
Fit Tip:
Measure your foot from heel to toe and round up to the nearest half size for comfort. If you're between sizes, we recommend sizing up.
The Urban Outpost - Bracelet Size Chart
How to Measure Your Wrist:
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Use a flexible measuring tape or string.
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Wrap it snugly around your wrist just above the wrist bone.
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Note the measurement (in cm or inches).
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Choose your fit:
– Snug Fit: Add 0.5–1 cm (or 0.25–0.5")
– Comfort Fit: Add 1.5–2 cm (or 0.5–0.75")
– Loose Fit: Add 2–2.5 cm (or 0.75–1")
Bracelet Size Guide
| Size | Wrist Circumference (cm) | Wrist Circumference (in) | Fit Style |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 13–14 | 5.0–5.5 | Very petite fit |
| S | 14–16 | 5.5–6.25 | Small/Slender wrists |
| M | 16–18 | 6.25–7.0 | Standard fit |
| L | 18–20 | 7.0–7.75 | Large wrists |
| XL | 20–22 | 7.75–8.5 | Oversized fit |
Fit Tip:
For beaded or stiff bangles, opt for a looser fit. For flexible or adjustable bracelets, choose the closest size to your measured wrist.
